Posted 13 hours ago

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

Posted 13 hours ago

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

(Source: missmarvel)

Posted 13 hours ago

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet
Posted 13 hours ago

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

(Source: homestackers)

Posted 13 hours ago

claricechiarasorcha:

When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.

Posted 13 hours ago
st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

(Source: rappersdoingnormalshit)

Posted 13 hours ago

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

Posted 13 hours ago

hedgehogfanclub:

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

Posted 13 hours ago

cutefeyrac:

all the words are gonna bleed from me
and i will think no more
Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

yourdarklordsatan:

gingerhaze:

you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to

and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?

image

Posted 16 hours ago

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK

(Source: caterpiii)

Posted 16 hours ago

ewok-gia:

Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole

(Source: spaceexp)

Neko